1.
Patrick was just a simple starfish. He didn't know what market cap was. He didn't know what liquidity was. He definitely didn't know what risk management was.
2.
One day Patrick opened a chart. He saw a giant green candle. 📈 Everyone else said: "Don't buy. It's already up 500%."
Patrick smiled. Patrick bought.
3.
The next day, the price crashed. 📉 Everyone panicked. Everyone sold. Everyone left.
Patrick smiled again. Patrick bought more.
4.
Weeks passed. Patrick's portfolio was down 97%. His friends asked: "Patrick, why are you still smiling?"
Patrick replied: "Because we're still early."
"Researchers discovered something shocking.
Patrick wasn't a trader. Patrick wasn't an investor.
Patrick was... ALL OF US. 😭"
5.
As the market crashed another 80%, Patrick looked at the chart. A single tear rolled down his face. A giant smile appeared.
And he whispered: "One more candle."
Then he pressed BUY.